URBAN LEGENDS - VÁROSI LEGENDÁK
VOL.2 - AGYSEBÉSZEK / BRAIN SURGEONS
IF YOU CLICK ONE OF THE SMALL PICTURES, IT WILL BE LARGER.
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE, YOU FIND THE DIALOGUE LIST.




BRAIN SURGEONS
DIALOGUE LIST
- Good evening to the audience! Today, the 52nd week’s lotto numbers will be drawn by the outstanding workers representing the Miners’ Union of Mecsek.
- Now I ask Szirmai Kálmán to draw the first number.
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- Dearest Kálmán, would you tell us a bit about yourself?
- Uhm, my name is Szirmai Kálmán, uhm, I am a miner, uhm…well, back home, in the Mecsek…I mean the boys and I…well, Lacika.
- I see…and what kind of life do you have down there? That is, down among the ’Black Diamonds’* ? (*A novel written by the famous Hungarian writer, Jókai Mór.)
- Sorry?
- Well, the diamonds. What secrets does the depths of the mine hold?
- The…the people from the Union tell us to come, and we came…and Lacika was not. He was not there. I, well anyway, in the end we came.
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- Let’s have a big round of applause for the pillars of our industry!
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- Thank You! Well, what a life! Mysterious and wonderful!
- The numbers for the 52nd week will be drawn under the supervision of our notary.
- a Kálmán, please turn the sphere of Fortune and draw a number!
16. b. Do what? Pull…? Oh, yes, right!
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20. Technical error.
21. Get off! No touching! Me, Me! Don’t push! For shure I’m staying! Free loader! Kukukk!
22, khom! Glugg!
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25. Six!
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27. Fuck!
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29. Nine!
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32. So…number nine. We thank you, Kálmán, messenger of Hermes, for your cooperation..
33. Dearest László, uh-hum, you will be next in just a few more minutes…
34. BOYS, GO TO A BREAK PLEASE*! (*In the early 80’s in Hungary there were no TV commercials, there were so called intermissions consisting of a certain still picture, usually scenery matching the season accompanied by soothing music.
35. The end
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