URBAN LEGENDS - VÁROSI LEGENDÁK

VOL.2 - AGYSEBÉSZEK / BRAIN SURGEONS

IF YOU CLICK ONE OF THE SMALL PICTURES, IT WILL BE LARGER.

AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE, YOU FIND THE DIALOGUE LIST.

 

BRAIN SURGEONS

DIALOGUE LIST

 

  1. Good evening to the audience! Today, the 52nd week’s lotto numbers will be drawn by the outstanding workers representing the Miners’ Union of Mecsek.
  2. Now I ask Szirmai Kálmán to draw the first number.
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  4. Dearest Kálmán, would you tell us a bit about yourself?
  5. Uhm, my name is Szirmai Kálmán, uhm, I am a miner, uhm…well, back home, in the Mecsek…I mean the boys and I…well, Lacika.
  6. I see…and what kind of life do you have down there? That is, down among the ’Black Diamonds’* ? (*A novel written by the famous Hungarian writer, Jókai Mór.)
  7. Sorry?
  8. Well, the diamonds. What secrets does the depths of the mine hold?
  9. The…the people from the Union tell us to come, and we came…and Lacika was not. He was not there. I, well anyway, in the end we came.
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  12. Let’s have a big round of applause for the pillars of our industry!
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  14. Thank You! Well, what a life! Mysterious and wonderful!
  15. The numbers for the 52nd week will be drawn under the supervision of our notary.
  16. a Kálmán, please turn the sphere of Fortune and draw a number!

16. b. Do what? Pull…? Oh, yes, right!

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20. Technical error.

21. Get off! No touching! Me, Me! Don’t push! For shure I’m staying! Free loader! Kukukk!

22, khom! Glugg!

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25. Six!

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27. Fuck!

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29. Nine!

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32. So…number nine. We thank you, Kálmán, messenger of Hermes, for your cooperation..

33. Dearest László, uh-hum, you will be next in just a few more minutes…

34. BOYS, GO TO A BREAK PLEASE*! (*In the early 80’s in Hungary there were no TV commercials, there were so called intermissions consisting of a certain still picture, usually scenery matching the season accompanied by soothing music.

35. The end